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THE 10 MOST ANNOYING TYPES OF MOMS

 

 

1. PMS Pam--Her chit chat will include talk of diseases that could strike at any time, children who were poisoned by school lunches, and Botox gone horribly wrong. After a few minutes, you'll be sucked into worry that will have you questioning your safety, your health, and your marriage. Rule of Thumb: Never talk to her alone. It will take another friend to pull you away.

 

2. Stalky Samantha--Samantha wants your life. She will work her way into plans with you. She'll make sure her kids get close to your kids, sign them up for the same activities, clubs, teams, and classes. She'll call other people to determine where you are at any given time. Her skills include frequent drive-bys, constant contact through scouring pictures and updates on social media, and oddly "running into you"  everywhere. Rule of Thumb: Be careful with this one, we all know how stalker movies turn out.

 

3. Donna Droner--This chatty chick finds every detail of her stories not only imperative, but scintillating - whether she's describing how she rescheduled her children's annual checkups, or her 39-step trick to get discoloration out of grout. Rule of Thumb: Take a fake call. If you're not holding your phone, pick up anything, hold it to your ear and answer it.

 

4. Braggy Beth--This gal will make you question whether your child is stupid, lazy, or socially inept. No matter what your kid's accomplishments are, Beth's kids did it better, and did it earlier. Listening to her talk will bring out a shameful side of you that wants to give her kid the finger.  Rule of Thumb: Don't give her kid the finger… kick her in the shin and run.

 

5. Judgy Julie--This mom is assessing your every move. On play dates, she's estimating how many toys you have in your dining room, the sugar content in your pantry, and when you last dusted your blinds. Her goal is simple: find enough evidence to confirm what she suspected all along: She is better than you. Rule of Thumb: Be careful how much you let Judgy Julie see because she doesn't keep her verdicts to herself.

 

6. TMI Tammy--Tammy is like a bad Facebook status in the flesh. She feels that the disgusting details of the ooze in her son's ear and the consistency of her daughter's last bowel movement is cool. Rule of Thumb: Stick to "Hi" and "Bye" and NEVER ask how she's doing.

 

7. Fend For Yourself Fran--Your kid is distracting hers, so she can get a moment of peace, a glass of wine, a few minutes to read "Mommy Porn." She's not concerned with what the kids are doing, as long as they're doing it quietly and far away. You may come to her house to find your child, miserable, hungry, bruised, or locked in a bathroom, which she will have no explanation for. Rule of Thumb: Always have her kid at your house or send yours over to hers with a survival kit.

 

8. Delusional Denise—She has no clue what her child is REALLY like. She's unaware that her offspring could do any wrong. If confronted, Denise will deny that it was her little angel, she'll explain how it was an accident, or she'll complain that her child always seems to be the scapegoat. Rule of Thumb: Keep yourself your kids and your pets as far away as possible - Denise's kids are the ones who grow up to be serial killers.

 

9. Know it all Nicole--This mom will advise you how to be a better mom and wife. She'll tell you whether you should or shouldn't vaccinate, how to get whites their whitest, and why you can never go to a drive-thru.

 

10. Me Me Mimi—"Enough about you, more about Mimi" is her slogan. Rule of Thumb: Avoid this time suck at all costs. Even a nod in her direction opens a door for her to tell you more about herself and her family.

 

 

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Inglewood Harvest Barn Market

Every Tuesday!!
6233 Old Baton Rouge Hwy.
Alexandria

3:00PM - 6:00PM

 

Alexandria Mid-Week Farmers’ Market **
2727 Jackson Street
3:00 PM – 6:00 PM

 

Thursdays
Pineville Market **
Highway 28 E
3:00 PM – 6:00 PM


Leesville Main Street Farmers’ Market **
3rd Main Street
3:00 PM – 6:00 PM

 

Saturdays
Inglewood Harvest Barn Market **
6233 Old Baton Rouge HWY
8:00 AM – 12:00 PM
Lafayette Farmers & Artisans Market
at the Horse Farm
2913 Johnston Street
8:00 AM – 12:00 PM
** EBT/SNAP ACCEPTED AT THIS LOCATION
* CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED AT EVERY LOCATION

 

featuring local and organic produce, humanely raised meats, artisan baked goods, preserved foods and handmade crafts. Check their Facebook page for special events: http://www.facebook.com/InglewoodFarmMarketAtTheBarn.

Admission: 
Free
Phone: 
(318) 442-6398


 

Rhythm & Rhymes Spoken Word Performing Arts Series

Alexandria Museum of Art
933 Second Street
Alexandria, LA
July 31st

7:00PM - 9:00PM

Musical and spoken word performances, including open mic and featured performers, are presented at the Alexandria Museum of Art, promoting the art of spoken word and self-expression, as well as creating opportunities for poets.

Hosted by accomplished slam poet and Alexandria native Sha’Condria “iCon” Sibley.

Admission: 
Free for AMoA Members; $4 for non-members

Clybourne Park– City Park Players

July 31 to August 8th

Hearn Stage at The Kress Theater
1102 Third Street
Alexandria, LA

Join City Park Players for Bruce Norris’s Clybourne Park to be performed Thursdays through Sundays from July 30 to August 9 at the Hearn Stage of the Kress Theatre.  Thursday through Saturday performances begin at 7:30 PM, and Sunday matinees begin at 2:30 PM.

Admission: 
General admission: $15.00 Seniors (60+): $12.00 Students: $7.00 Groups of 10+: $10.00

 


Back To School Concert with Taylor Mathews & Michelle Willis

Coughlin-Saunders Performing Arts Center
PO Box 12802
Alexandria, LA 71315

Saturday August 1st

3:00PM - 5:00PM

Back To School Concert featuring America's Got Talent Top Ten Finalist (and Cenla native), Taylor Mathews and rising Nashville star, Michelle Willis.  To benefit the pediatric arts programs of Arts & Healthcare, Inc.  Taylor and Michelle will have CDs available and will sign autographs after the show.  A fun event for the whole family.


St Jude Back to School Jamfest

77 Long Leaf Rd
Longleaf, LA

5:00PM - 11:00PM

Join us Saturday, August 1st for the 1st Annual St Jude Back to School JamFest! Held at the Southern Forest Heritage Museum with music from new country artist Brandon Holland and Nashville raising star Erica Nicole Music! It will be an afternoon of fun for the entire family and it's absolutely FREE for everyone!

 



 

National Night Out Block Parties

August 4th

Alexandria Garden District
Alexandria, LA

6:00PM - 9:00PM

National Night Out is being held on Tuesday, August 4, 2015, an annual nationwide event designed to strengthen relationships in your neighborhoods, raise crime prevention awareness, and continue relationships with public safety officials and between neighbors.

 


Visitor Appreciation Day

Alexandria Zoological Park
3016 Masonic Drive
Alexandria, LA
Saturday August 8th

9:00AM - 4:00PM

Admission: Free

Get up, get out, and come play at the Alexandria Zoo on this day filled with music, activities, animals and fun.

 


Susan G. Komen and Cleco are teaming up to Tee Off for a Cure by hosting the Cleco/Komen Golf Tournament Friday, Sept. 18, 2015. Check-in begins at 10:30 a.m. with a shotgun start at 12:30 p.m. The tournament will be held at Oakwing Golf Club.

For those interested in becoming a sponsor or playing in the tournament, please contact Cindy Perdue or Terry Taylor with Cleco at 318-484-7400.


 


 

 

 

 

 



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Hillsong United

July 29th

New Orleans

Smoothie King Center

 

Whitesnake

August 8th

Marksville, LA

Paragon Casino

 

The Midtown Men

August 15th

Marksville, LA

Paragon Casino

 

Incubus

August 16th

New Orleans

Bold Sphere Music at Champions Square

 

Gary Allan

August 21st

Kinder, LA

Coushatta Casino

 

The Fixx

August 22nd

Marksville, LA

Paragon Casino

 

KC & The Sunshine Band

August 22nd

Vinton, LA

Delta Downs Casino

 

Eddy Raven

August 22nd

Opelousas, LA

Evangeline Race Track


Collective Soul

August 22

Charenton, LA

Cypress Bayou Casino

 

Boyz II Men

August 29th

Biloxi, MS

IP Casino

 

Mötley Crüe: The Final Tour "All Bad Things Must Come To An End

September 4th

New Orleans

Smoothy Kings Center

 

Clint Black

September 5th

Shreveport, LA

Sam's Town Casino

 

Charlie Pride

September 19th

Bossier City

Horseshoe Casino

 

Slash featuring Myles Kennedy and the Conspirators

October 2nd

Marksville, LA

Paragon Casino

 

Jackson Browne

October 10th

New Orleans

Saenger Theater

 

Ariana Grande

October 9th

New Orleans

Smoothie King Center

 

Better Than Ezra

October 16th

Baton Rouge

L'Auberge Casino

 

Josh Groban

October 21st

New Orleans

Saenger Theater

 

Sesame Street Live

Make A New Friend

November 6th

New Orleans

UNO Lakefront Arena

 

Aaron Neville

December 4th

Baton Rouge

L'Auberge Casino

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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