HIGHLIGHTS: Earlier this month, a man robbed a high-end wine and spirits store in Colorado. But he was a strong mix of petty criminal and discerning champagne connoisseur . . . since he quickly shoved three bottles of champagne down his pants worth a total of $1,100. Then, on the way out, he struck up a conversation with the clerk. The police are looking for him.
FULL STORY: We've got a guy here who's a rare mix of petty criminal and discerning champagne connoisseur. Can't put both of those on a resume, although they DO show well-roundedness.
Earlier this month, a man walked into a high-end wine and spirits store in Englewood, Colorado and proceeded to SHOVE three bottles of champagne into his baggy jeans.
But he was VERY fast and VERY calculated in what he took . . . they were three of the BEST champagnes in the entire store. The total value of the three bottles was $1,100.
After he jammed them in his pants, he walked to the front of the store . . . and had a nice conversation with the clerk. Then he walked out.
Police have the security footage of him stealing the champagne and they're looking for him.